May 2013
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so i’m finally watching “this film is not yet rated” and wow don’t get me started on censorship i even wrote an essay about it sophomore year it pisSES ME OFF
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youcantcancelquidditch:
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide...
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i finished my last final ever, came home, ate oatmeal, slept, and now i have hiccups whaddup
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nick im gonna fucking stab you
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beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
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Anonymous asked: How odd, I transformed into Patrick Stump. ;-)
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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
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i literally just have pizza party on repeat help
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FOB concert last night
patrick: hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
joe: Back the fuck up, please.
patrick: let's try that again. 1...2...3...
joe: PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP
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circletines:
brendon urie’s head or as i like to call it, upside down jay leno
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me: kanye's new album is titled "yeezus"
ryan: oh my yod
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lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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runntheheart:
Why can’t i look like Frances Bean Cobain?
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meladoodle:
do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years
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andrew-ledger:
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
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man-underboard:
I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a facebook page in my dedication
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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darthgravy:
does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
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guys!!!!!! i didn’t fail anatomy!!!!! i got a 72.72 in the class!!!!!
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fussyneko:
favorite sex position: in the shape of an L on her forehead