May 2013
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so i’m finally watching “this film is not yet rated” and wow don’t get me started on censorship i even wrote an essay about it sophomore year it pisSES ME OFF
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide...
May 23rd
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i finished my last final ever, came home, ate oatmeal, slept, and now i have hiccups whaddup
May 23rd
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nick im gonna fucking stab you
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: How odd, I transformed into Patrick Stump. ;-)
May 23rd
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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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i literally just have pizza party on repeat help
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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FOB concert last night
patrick: hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
joe: Back the fuck up, please.
patrick: let's try that again. 1...2...3...
joe: PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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circletines: brendon urie’s head or as i like to call it, upside down jay leno
May 23rd
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me: kanye's new album is titled "yeezus"
ryan: oh my yod
May 23rd
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lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
May 23rd
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runntheheart: Why can’t i look like Frances Bean Cobain?
May 23rd
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meladoodle: do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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andrew-ledger: do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
May 22nd
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man-underboard: I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a facebook page in my dedication
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–  When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
May 22nd
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darthgravy: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
May 22nd
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guys!!!!!! i didn’t fail anatomy!!!!! i got a 72.72 in the class!!!!!
May 22nd
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fussyneko: favorite sex position: in the shape of an L on her forehead
May 21st
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